Tit Dick

A dick that is as small lengthwise as a tit.

That guys dick is as small as a tit. He is such a tit dick.

Get the fuck outta here, tit dick!

by dEvLdOc June 20, 2008

Juicy Tit

A term to describe a long time buddy who's a bit of an ass sometimes, but an all around good guy.

Hey, what are your plans this weekend you juicy tit? Hurry up gogo, you juicy tit, lets go.

by hammer6453 June 16, 2010

Potato tits

The act of getting an astronomical amount of semen and smelly, warm fecal matter upon your chest, giving the effect of potato tits.

James: Yeah me and my girl are getting kinkier by the day.
Adam: What did you two do? Potato tits or something?

by Chase11 June 27, 2009

fat tits

There is a carbon-based bipedal lifeform that resides in Shenandoah Valley Governor's School that has gynecomastia, most likely from severe obesity. He is often seen scouting the jungle for parrotts and other frizzy haired art students. In more common terms, gynecomastia is also known as having 'fat tits.'

"Hey, look! It's a Fattittius Maximus and he's flocking with the Parrotius Annoyingashellius!"

by The Oxymoronic Paradox January 10, 2005

biscuit tits

Breasts that are desirable for titfucking

Those biscuit tits are ideal for dunking

by JackStalker August 23, 2011

tit priest

urban slang for a nun

Whoopi Golberg played a Reno stage performer turned tit priest in Sister Act.

by saint_unicorn September 16, 2011

fag tit

A name that usually means.. is gay, and sucks men's tits. Usually used by homophobic 6'6 monsters, who call their little brothers this name.

Hey fag tit, your friend's on the phone!

by JohnnyKsfdr July 12, 2006