dirty samaj

a person who really wants to fuck Leo9Wharf

dirty samaj said if he had to fuck a dude it would be leo

by idkwhatpseudonym means February 6, 2022

Dirty Guecia

Dirty Guecia is synonomous to the Dirty Sanchez except that it is received by a man from a male Dentist.

After a routine root canal, the dentis came out of Johnnies anal canal and wiped the leftovers on his upper lip, giving Johnny a Dirty Guecia.

by Joel Blowel September 24, 2007

Dirty Dumbo

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. Dirty Dumbo is when you wipe your finger across your butthole and stick it in someone’s ear.

Yooo bro, Greg totally gave Max a Dirty Dumbo in the middle of class!

Stacy stopped talking to me after I gave her a Dirty Dumbo!

by ScribblePoof September 20, 2019

Dirty Katelyn

When you give a girl oral but she fakes an orgasm and instead pisses on you

I was eating out Marie, but she gave me a Dirty Katelyn instead of cumming

by BitchPleaseGFY January 23, 2022

Dirty Turtle

When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.

I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.

Or

I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.

by Hepatetaa September 29, 2017

dirty squash

A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.

We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!

by Sam Ardin September 10, 2010

dirty cummer

Someone who is careless with their ejaculate. Usually getting it everywhere, and not cleaning it up.

"yea guys, I'm a dirty cummer. I just throw it on my wall when I'm done"

by Tally225 May 24, 2017