A small 400 student boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut (the most boring town on earth). The school is populated by bleach blonde, super tan, anorexic girls from Darien, New Cannan, and NYC, along with a bunch of stupid douche bags (a.k.a. guys) who are only there because they got sent there for sports. The school says its very strict about drugs, alcohol, and sex, and yet everyday, all of these things occur on campus (in every building) and either no one gets kicked out or like two people get kicked out. The school can't decide when the right time to kick kids out is (Kanye West Concert). Most of the kids only keep their spots at the school because their rich parents are stuffing millions of dollars into the funds at the school. Despite all this, the teachers is decent and the sports teams are ok.
Guy: Hey, do you wanna go have sex and do some drugs?
Girl: Sure, let's do it in the headmaster's office, he won't mind. (she barfs in a toliet)
Guy: Man, Westminster School is the best.
Girl: Sure, let's do it in the headmaster's office, he won't mind. (she barfs in a toliet)
Guy: Man, Westminster School is the best.
by the West Minister October 4, 2008
Get the Westminster School mug.The Place everyone is dying to go to once they've graduated from Elementary. After about a 2 weeks of attending they realize that it's pretty much the same except the drama, which is caused by masturbating ass holes and slutty make up freaks (who never wear it right). Can range from kids who sing gay old songs in the hallway that still wear clothes from two years ago, to kids who've lost there virginity and smoke pot. Most of the insecure kids that have no life and decide to make other's life a living hell turn out to be the most 'popular' and the kids with reason who act their own age are bullied for no reason at all. Boys treat girls like shit because of 'crushes' and pretty much all the classes are useless. Not to mention the emo at every corner.
Graduated 5th Grader: YAY MIDDLE SCHOOL! This is gonna be great!
Graduated 8th Grader: Trust me it won't be. Thank god I got out of there.
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Popular slut: Ew! You wear BROWN flip flops?
Normal girl: What's your problem?
Popular slut: What ever! What ever!
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Boy: Wanna Date?
Girl: Sure! What's your name again?
Boy: Jeffery
Girl: I LOVEEE YOU!
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Teacher: What are you doing?
Student: Your mom!
*class laughs*
Graduated 8th Grader: Trust me it won't be. Thank god I got out of there.
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Popular slut: Ew! You wear BROWN flip flops?
Normal girl: What's your problem?
Popular slut: What ever! What ever!
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Boy: Wanna Date?
Girl: Sure! What's your name again?
Boy: Jeffery
Girl: I LOVEEE YOU!
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Teacher: What are you doing?
Student: Your mom!
*class laughs*
by I have no idea. qwertyuiopasdf July 6, 2011
Get the Middle School mug.A school in Manhattan for really smart kids who have a sense of humor and for kids that know how to have a good time. Collegiate School has a great sports program. And well Dutchmen just rule.
by slexyman March 5, 2008
Get the Collegiate School mug.A person who is socially awkard and does not want to go out in public to meet new people. That's what parents are for anyway.
Generally in a home schooled situation, the stay at home parent is slowly becoming insane, because of having to revisit their past which everyone hated at one point. Over 70% of parents who are home schooling have thought about committing suicide, as they find their own kids as annoying and weird as the rest of the social world does.
Generally in a home schooled situation, the stay at home parent is slowly becoming insane, because of having to revisit their past which everyone hated at one point. Over 70% of parents who are home schooling have thought about committing suicide, as they find their own kids as annoying and weird as the rest of the social world does.
Student: Mommy, what are we doing today?
Mother: math
Student:Yay!
Mother:......WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL LIKE THE OTHER KIDS, BILLY? I DON'T SEE ANY OF THE OTHER FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS GETTING HOME SCHOOLED!! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!! YOU LITTLE DIRTY ACCIDENT!
Mother: math
Student:Yay!
Mother:......WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL LIKE THE OTHER KIDS, BILLY? I DON'T SEE ANY OF THE OTHER FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS GETTING HOME SCHOOLED!! I WANT MY LIFE BACK!! YOU LITTLE DIRTY ACCIDENT!
by ronws23 August 20, 2009
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Kid 2-GET OUT OF HERE! I CAN FEEL THE DEVIL'S PRESENCE!!
Nerd 1-Snort Snort- What are you dorks talking about?
Kid 3-AAAAAA!!!!!! SATAN WORSHIPER! RUN FOR IT!!!!
Nerd 2-Dorks.
Both nerds-Heeheehee -snort- dorks!
Kid 2-GET OUT OF HERE! I CAN FEEL THE DEVIL'S PRESENCE!!
Nerd 1-Snort Snort- What are you dorks talking about?
Kid 3-AAAAAA!!!!!! SATAN WORSHIPER! RUN FOR IT!!!!
Nerd 2-Dorks.
Both nerds-Heeheehee -snort- dorks!
by mosherevans August 2, 2008
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Too be taught at home.Describing the process in which one or both parents keep their child out of public or private schools to better insulate them and indoctrinate them into their own world view. Often done by religious or anti science zealots to prevent their child learning alternate real world views.
slang: A put down said of another who struggles with any view outside their own.
Too be taught at home.Describing the process in which one or both parents keep their child out of public or private schools to better insulate them and indoctrinate them into their own world view. Often done by religious or anti science zealots to prevent their child learning alternate real world views.
slang: A put down said of another who struggles with any view outside their own.
I tried to talk to him about evolution, but he was home schooled and told me Noah brought Dinosaurs on his Ark.
by Hasbro July 6, 2006
Get the home schooled mug.A place where people are called names, beaten up, and are targeted for suspention by assholes called faculty. With the pressures of fitting in yet standing out. Know wonder people resort to drugs and alchohol. (I had to just to get through the day) With the over crowding nobody can learn anything, and get fucked for the future. Now I know why people want to hang themselves or kill everyone in there school.(I did)The goths are the only ones that will ever become leaders because they don't care about popularity or politics. They have not been tainted. The government needs to pull their heads out of there asses, and clean the cum out of there ears, and accualy listen to the problems and fix them. I belive it could save lives and maybe we could accualy get some future leaders.
by EXHUMED October 10, 2005
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