Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"
by FaultlessDark November 04, 2016
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pocket yeti

When you run over your yeti or coffee cup to the point where it can fit in your pocket like a flask.
Making the best out of a negative experience, I repurposed my damaged coffee thermos into a pocket yeti
by Why not Lad? December 15, 2023
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Pocket Bussy

The act of placing a pocket pussy in your homies anal cavity and fucking it, therefore giving you a handle to hold onto (your homies waist). it’s not gay i swear.
One evening the boys were all horny but there were no girls around, but you know who was around? T rizzo. and you what else was around? a pocket pussy.. and that’s how we got the pocket bussy
by theboysllc November 01, 2023
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Hot Pocket Coochie

123 ready to go. Easily hot, easily got. Hot and just ready to be given out. Acquired very easily.
Hey did u hear “Gammy said mommy has that hot pocket coochie”? “Yea” I don't know what that means tho it's just what Gammy said.
by isaiah11jr December 23, 2023
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Pocket Rizz

The kind of rizz you need and pull out when the opportunity to interact with someone attractive catches you off-guard, especially when you have a very small window of time to interact with them. The Swiss Army knife of rizzes.
Drive Thru Worker 1: "Bro why didn't you get that fine girl's number?! You might never see her again!"

Drive Thru Worker 2: "I know dude. I wasn't expecting to see someone like that here right now. And also I was focused on getting her order right, so I just couldn't think of anything in time."

Drive Thru Worker 1: "Mannn you gotta expect the unexpected. Can't get caught flat-footed. You need to get you some pocket rizz."
by dereksn April 16, 2023
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Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.
George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.
by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019
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Pocket slut

A girl who is taken/owned but still like to play with others online
Hey kevin u gotta check out this pocket slut i found snap
by Katdaddy666 September 08, 2021
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