Flubber Muffin

The roll of fat just above a heavy woman's genital region.
Marcya has one of the largest flubber muffins I have ever seen!
by Tyrsyxen October 14, 2011
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bread muffin

Person A: "God, you're such a bread muffin!"
Person B: "a what???"
by Mang0Milkshak3 October 13, 2022
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sore muffin

Someone who is a party pooper, or who chooses to be offended.
Dude 1: "Hey wanna join the party? We could use an extra person!"

Dude 2: "No thanks. I wasn't invited."

Dude 1: "Don't be such a sore muffin. Lol"
by SweetPeaASMR February 11, 2018
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bi slut muffin

A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.
"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"

"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."
by romanxxv October 19, 2022
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Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...
Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!
by www.MuffinPuss.com August 01, 2022
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Goose muffin

Its a person that looks like a goose and admits that his penis looks like a muffin.
by carnage1138 November 24, 2010
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Gutter Muffin

Didn’t fuck her man, she had gutter muffin
by Waffles the pussy June 05, 2019
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