Hairyet 

A premature female on the verge of sprouting her first short and curls.

There's nothing like drinkin' a solja and mowin' a hairyet's bizzy.

Hairyet by shinebox March 15, 2003

hairy nublet 

The act of simultaneously being hairy AND a nublet, ultimately resulting in the lowest of all lowly insults for gamers and or any other forms of life.

"Dude, Bobby, you hairy nublet, what did i tell you about making sweet sweet love to watermelons?"

hairy nublet by JMoneyMillionaire June 16, 2008

Hairy Pear 

An extra hairy pear-shaped testicle sac. Usually noticed during close inspection via sex partners.

Ellie: “I hooked-up with Jay last night. Saw him at the club, we had a good time, so I followed him home.”
Jen: “How was it?”
Ellie: “Weird. While we were 69ing, he thrusted up and smacked me in the eye with his Hairy Pear.

Jen: “Ouch!”

Hairy Pear by matterri October 8, 2017

Hairy Styles 

Hairy Styles a type of barber.

Hairy Styles is a barber. Not to be confused with Harry Styles the singer.

Hairy Styles by ehfiuhowijoije2io May 21, 2020

Harrasco’d 

To be harassed in a sarcastic way. Generally performed through spinning a yarn and ‘playing’ the victim.

Nathan: bro can you explain that again, I don’t get it
Will: No problem, well you see...
Pragnesh: Stop bro, you’ve just been harrasco’d

Harrasco’d by President of WMSSA October 23, 2020

Hariylor 

The best Ariana, Taylor and Harry stan on twitter AKA, @/hariylor

hariylor supremacy is real

Hariylor by Anonymous1393 April 10, 2021

sandshoe hairy crotch

An alternative to the popular "sandshoe hairy muff", which is another way of saying "Thank you very much". Popular in Queensland, Australia.

"Would you get me a beer?"
"Ok"
"Sandshoe hairy crotch!"

sandshoe hairy crotch by nayfie June 21, 2006