Goonigma

When gooning(act of self pleasure) while doing academic work to better retain the information.

I plan to goonigma later tonight while I study.

To pass this test I goonigmad all night.

Goonigma by Cracken April 30, 2026

Goonigma

When gooning(act of self pleasure) while doing academic work to better retain the information.

I plan to goonigma later tonight while I study.

To pass this test I goonigmad all night.

Goonigma by Cracken April 30, 2026

Gooning

The act of watching a wendigoon YouTube video or piece of content including but not limited to: wendigoon, wendigaming, wendigang, or creepcast.

Sorry I can’t play marvel rivals right now I’m literally Gooning. Please give me at minimum 5-15 minutes, thank you.

Gooning by TheWiseMothMan April 30, 2026

Goonlock

To fixate on something, usually in an idiotic or child-like fashion.

He was goonlocked onto his phone, drooling like crazy.

Goonlock by D4RKC0D3R May 5, 2026

Goonbait

Goonbait (or goonbaiting) is when someone uploads content (usually videos or images) that is deliberately made or posted to be sexually suggestive in order to trigger strong sexual attention and make viewers want to masturbate or engage with it. It’s often used online to describe posts that aren’t explicit porn, but are clearly designed to provoke that kind of reaction and keep engagement high.

Billy: Yo have you seen what your friend's been posting?
Zach: Yeah bro, its straight goonbait

Goonbait by Mizupooks May 6, 2026

Goonerrhea

A variant of gonorrhea where the symptoms are so severe that you cannot even masturbate anymore

I cracked some gonorrhea huzz and one of them had it so bad she gave me goonerrhea now I can’t even goon anymore

Goonerrhea by Daddy’s Patties May 11, 2026

Goonwards

For Normies: Metaphorically moving, heading, or shifting towards a state of complete goon. A person either does something that connected to gooning or just goes poggers.
For Sigmas: looksmaxxing the way that your Baby Gronk is out of steam at ohio and edging as gyatt!! The mogging aura lost as the meaning of this definition as zamn! ishowspeed and carti collab is wild huh! 67.

A person 1: I feel like gooning.
A person 1's friend: okay, so you are going to go goonwards, right?..

BRO: YOOOO LOOK AT MY RIZZ!!!!
ME: HOLEY GUACAMOLAYY!!! UR GOING GOONWARDS!!! WHAT IN AN OHIO, CHAT!!
bro: goonwards?
Me: yes, bra, look at urban dictionary, there is literally some smart guy who made the post!!!
Bro: *mewing*
me: what the sigma

Goonwards by KoTeHoK_GaB May 14, 2026