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head fucked

1. To over-think to the point of confusion
2. To have thoughts of random things circle in your head
3. to have someone have sex with your face, and or eye sockets
"Ive been thinking about this whole thing to much and im just head fucking myself."

Or "Some guy head fucked me last night and I have sore eyes".
by Jameslikesbex September 2, 2006
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sucking fucks

something just completely sucks.
Bob said,"I got grounded last night."
Then I said,"That sucking fucks."
by Ty W. March 21, 2008
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grease fuck

"Grease Fuck" or "Greasefuck"
1. Someone who intakes a large amount of grease in one day, in the form of Fast Food, etc.

2. Generally Unclean, and out of shape.
raven: boxybrown ordered 10 tacos at taco bell tonight, then ate my leftovers.

carn: whoa, what a grease fuck
by carnstar January 8, 2008
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fucking mint

extremely irritated by what’s going on but chillin at the same time because you don’t really care
me: when your ap euro teacher loves giving you homework and so you wait until 2 am to do it, and can’t find any of the answers so you search them up and still can’t find them but it’s to late to ask anyone for the answers and you have his class 2nd period so you don’t have time to copy someone’s work..... fucking mint

him: fucking mint
by sanjay convay November 11, 2019
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Fuck Off

"Fuck off." It's such a lovely pair of words! And it's international. I don't care where you are - if somebody's fuckin' with your bags in Lhasa Airport in Tibet and he's got a shaven head and saffron clothes on and you say "hey, fuck off!", he knows *exactly* what you mean. Exact - he will fuck off. Off he will fuck! 'Fuck off' doesn't mean 'go away.' 'Fuck off' means 'fuck... *off.*' And everybody feels what it means, nobody can write it down. There is no English equivalent for 'fuck off,' because... it *is* English, 'fuck off.' You know? And English expressions don't have English equivalents, they fuckin' *are*, ya know?

~ Billy Connoly
Bob: "Hey I'm going through your stuff."
Bill: "Fuck off!"
by Rising Pepsi December 24, 2010
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media-fuck

n.
a) An instance where the media has led an individual to believe strongly in something entirely wrong or irrelevant.
b) When the media convinces someone to do something beyond the realm of common-sense.

v.
Using the media to counteract people's common sense and make them believe in things they shouldn't.
Did you hear about the media-fuck where a kid tried to copy Jackass and got anally violated by a chainsaw?

99% of Americans are victimized by media-fuck each year.

Oh man, he actually thinks intelligent design is a valid scientific theory? He got media-fucked up the ass.
by Brad Alexander April 24, 2006
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fuck list

A list of people that you want to fuck
" Kate upton is on my fuck list"
by Iheartjesus June 2, 2016
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