Dad

A Person That Takes Care Of You And Will Love You Forever

I Love My Dad

by I love Billie Eilish May 5, 2019

Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

Dad

Unbearable. The kind of person that says that life is hard without problems and with problems doubled. The kind of person that will always be on your side no matter what and you can always trust and forgive. The kind of person that will always forgive you.

He's angry at you. "Dad will you forgive me for what i did?" "Of course i will there is nothing in the world that will stop me from forgiving you."

by queen of sweets and chocolate November 2, 2019

dad

poop

you are a dad

by ====== August 4, 2022

parrot dad

Short for parrot daddy,
Someone who is a daddy to parrots, in the biblical sense.
Often characterized by changing the profile picture to include a parrot in active directory when found in corporate settings.

I had such a big weekend, I feel like I was Parrot Daddied.

by bad boy bubby 69 September 6, 2022

Cinnamon Roll Dad

On hat worn by cuteservative protesting against "Me Too".

My cinnamon roll dad don't need no job - he's got me.

by sitonacactus January 12, 2021

Dad Fact

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.

Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"

Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"

by Da House November 26, 2023