A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017
Get the lard cock-blockmug. Skull Blocking is when someone in #gen sends a video or image that blocks the screen from your image or message so you can’t get skulls.
by cried1911 May 3, 2023
Get the Skull Blockmug. Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.
Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."
Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"
Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"
Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
by QRant March 19, 2013
Get the Scotch Blockedmug. Prison talk. When showers are blocked off, you would see things you would not want to see if you went past the block.
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
Get the Blocked offmug. by Slooshie65 September 13, 2025
Get the Hatred Block Talemug. The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.
by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011
Get the cock blockmug. When an individual experiences difficulties with what to say when trying to seal the deal with a female
by extendokyle December 13, 2021
Get the Piper’s Blockmug.