Albert

Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.

He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.

Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.

If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.

"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"

by allforgiven May 29, 2022

Albert

Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.

'That boy got a 0 on his test.'
'That's not surprising his name is Albert, he doesn't care.'

by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022

albeixyae

worst ship ever, albeixyaesenemy better

albeixyae is the shittiest ship know to man

by balladear May 30, 2022

Albert is BAD

Albert is SO BAD, He's literally just bad.

Do you see that person there failing to throw a cup into the trash can? That's Albert, Because Albert is BAD.

by [Echo] May 30, 2022

Albajjali

it's my last name bc an Arab bitch

im an albajjali

by ashlen2idhuakj May 31, 2022

Alba

The prettiest girl in the world, there is nobody as pretty as Alba she’s the cutest hottest most wonderful girl ever

Person: hey you look like Alba

Me: omg thank you so much

by Alba’s boyfriend June 4, 2022

Albinism

Doesn't know how to share something/beliefs without sounding retarded or pissing off someone, and can't just be quiet when he needs to be.

"Har du sett Arcane ? Det är en jätte bra serie"

"Nej, jag kommer inte heller"
"Varför inte ? Den är så bra, det är bästa serien jag har tittat på"
"Nej tack"
"ah okej du måste bara då ha dålig taste"
"Albinism"

by Dyno123 June 12, 2022