creamy asshole 

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.

You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole

creamy asshole by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023

Wine Asshole 

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.

I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.

Wine Asshole by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Wine Asshole 

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

Wine Asshole by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

licky asshole 

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and distinct insensitivity.

That Licky Asshole should not be allowed near children.

licky asshole by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024

licky asshole 

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and a distinct insensitivity.

That licky asshole should not be allowed near children.

licky asshole by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024

bavarian asshole 

Pulling a natural Keith Dunwoody. Nonsensical, shit talking, run of the mouth kind of person.

Bavarian Asshole ~ This guy made no sense and wouldn't quit spouting off at the mouth. A real Keith Dunwoody move!!

bavarian asshole by DunwoodyKD3 February 7, 2024

Bleached asshole 

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

Bleached asshole by She is Petroff February 14, 2024