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S.W.A.T. 

Special Weapons and Tactics. A special group of handpicked expert policemen and/or ex-soldiers, these people are only called upon when the situation gets "tactical." Specializing in complex operations, such as hostage rescue, riot control, and urban assaults, they are armed with watered down military weapons and specialized equipment, including, but not limited to, C2 door breaching charges, Kevlar Outfits, GSG-9 boots, Gas Masks, Tear Gas, Tazers, Pepper Spray, LTL (Less Than Lethal) weaponry, among other things. They are also trained in various close quarters self defense techniques.

The S.W.A.T. are encouraged not to kill, if possible, and are only authorized to only return fire when either
a) Under fire
b) An innocent/teammate is in danger

However, there have been cases where they have overexcercised there right to kill.

To put it simply, just don't fuck with them.
The S.W.A.T. have saved countless lives and arrested hundreds of criminals to date.
S.W.A.T. by ShalashakaOcelot November 9, 2008

S.L.A.B. 

Slow Loud and Bagin (i.e. S.L.A.B.) A southern term describing the cars of the urban seen. Candy paint, chrome rims, bagin systems.
Artist: Z-RO
Album: "Let The Truth Be Told"
Song: Mo City Don (Freestytle)
Lable: Rap-A-Lot Records

S.L.A.B. - Slow, loud, and bangin all in my trunk, trunk full of funk...

S.L.A.B. by ZyclonB December 16, 2005

S.C.A.R. 

Special Operations Forces
Combat
Assault
Rifle

A reliable, light weight, accurate, versatile assault rifle made by FN. Comes in two variants: Mk. 16, chambered in 5.56mm, and Mk. 17 chambered in .308 NATO. Variants come in three sub-variants: CQC, standard, and long range. All variants and sub-variants come standard with: stock that folds and collapses and also has an adjustable cheek-plate, flip-up forward and rear sights, top, bottom, and side rail systems for optics, etc., and ambidextrous fire selector and magazine release.
The Delta Operative pulled out his new S.C.A.R. and his teammates were in awe.
S.C.A.R. by Omilophile July 28, 2010

that's what a man does 

Phrase taken from the 2004 movie "The Girl Next Door." Can be used when disscussing sexual exploits, excessive drug usage, great plays in sports, a good book, and nearly anything. That's What A Man Does can be said at anytime when describing nearly anything that a man would do. Also, That Is So NOT What A Man Does can be used as a phrase of discontent towards something your buddy has done that offends you (ugly chicks, forget to pay you back for beer, etc.)
Me:Dude, I got so crunk last night I did two chicks at once on the roof.
Shane: YEA BABY THATS WHAT A MAN DOES.
Me:Except one was like 300 pounds and the other had backne like mad.
Andrew: No dude, so not what a man does.

s.w.a.k. 

sealed with a kiss
the deal was sealed with a kiss
s.w.a.k. by april m May 11, 2004

S.N.A.F.U. 

Acronym for "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up" (or, more politely, "Situation Normal, All Fouled Up"). Most often used as a noun, referring to an unfortunate and possibly urgent situation.

Originated among American G.I.s during World War II. See also FUBAR.
It's going to take some quick thinking to get ourselves out of this SNAFU.
S.N.A.F.U. by Greenie December 11, 2003