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fetish showers

The absolutely disgusting act of peeing on oneself or another person during sexual activity aka golden shower.
That woman is a freak, she even does fetish showers!
by Caroljudy August 21, 2017
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microsoft shover

damn, she's such a microsoft shover!
or
"son if you turn out ugly, just go for a microsoft shover"
by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018
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April Showers

A male masturbation challenge where you can only masturbate in the shower during the month of April. This is a play off of April showers bring may flowers.
Hey bro you gonna participate in April showers?
No bro I hate jerkin in the shower!
by Jack Peterson May 15, 2018
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josh showe

josh showe is the most caring, kind, sweet, amazing, funny, human being created. god did soooo good with creating this one and his parents did amazing raising him. everyone says nobody perfect, but when it comes to josh showe, i would have to disagree. he makes you laugh no matter what mood you’re in. he’s the reason that you wake up and go to sleep smiling each night and morning. he’s the reason that you go to school when you really don’t want to. if you’re with josh showe, you should feel lucky and privileged. he’s one of those boys that is always on your mind, and you can’t get over. his smile is enough to make your whole day and light up the entire room. his light brown hair and green eyes hook you instantly. you get jealous when you see josh showe with other girls, and sad when he dates/likes a girl that’s not you. but you also have so many feelings for josh showe, you think about them all the time.. 24/7 but can never put them into words. and you can never tell him how you feel.. i really love you josh showe :) 💙 (oh how i wish i could say that in person)
me: yah i really like josh showe.. he’s a real cutie
friend: yeah he makes me laugh all the time.

me: that’s my man.
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2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020
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Brown Showe

A Brown Shower is when you take a massive poop and don’t wipe and then use the shower water to clean your dirty ass.
John: “Dude I just did my first ever Brown Shower, it felt weird but good at the same time”

Steve: “I haven’t done one yet, about to try though”
by XD Mystic April 4, 2022
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Porn Showers

*Derived from: Corn Showers

When you shower with sweet creamy corn.
"Qrow and Winter had a porn showers together."
by RubyRose_ April 13, 2023
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