Twatty cunt

A cunt who is such a twat but they deny that they are. They are a really annoying little shit. Usually a female

OMG Suzy is such a twatty cunt!

by Clevvergirl December 20, 2016

Cunt Butter

1) The semi-hardened combination of female ejaculate, semen, and lubricant

2) An expletive for a frustrating situation or person

3) A heightened and/or more colorful phrase for "cunt"

Guy - "Good morning hun, want to have some nice morning sex?" Girl - "Sure babe! Oh, but first, I need to wash all the cunt butter off my snatch from that awesome threesome we had last night"

Guy - "Baby I want you to spread that cunt butter all over my naked chest like I'm a piece of marble rye"

"Remember that time Shawn took that hot girl at bar home that I was into, God he was such a cunt butter"

by JimmyJoe878 April 18, 2012

cunt meat

A female whose only function is to have repetitive sex with multiple people and serves no other realistic purpose. Using all of her holes she is used to the point where she becomes incapable of functioning.

The cunt meat at the gang bang was used by at least 20 guys until she passed out.

by jolyfloger May 8, 2017

cold as a cunt

When the weather is so cold, you shout this in the street to let everyone know how cold it is.

"Fuck me, it is as cold as a cunt out here"

by BigGayBernard January 25, 2014

Moose cunt

A cunt from Canada.

Jim- Where's Caitlin from?

Meg- Canada. Why?
Jim- ok that explains why she is a real moose cunt.

by TJ148 May 22, 2014

Cunt Pox

Proper Noun- A vanereal disorder that be caused from an abundant amount of causes. Ranging from viral Infections, razor burn, STD’s and allergic reactions. Usually look like It’s sister “chicken pox” but should be considered more contagious. Open blisters, puss filled blistered or scabby sores in a poke-a-dot pattern, are all signs. Extremely painful, itchy and uncomfortable. Must handle those infected with extreme caution because you don’t know their exact origination. Keep kids and your penis clear until cleared. If not cleared up by 48 you should contact your personal physician.

Tricia: Did you see Crystal’s vagina it looked like she has a case of Cunt Pox.

by XxTwooxX November 6, 2018

cunt envy

when a man is jealous of his wife or girlfriend's relationship with his female colleagues. Usually occurs because said man is afraid that his worlds are colliding and there may be unwanted transfer of information between the females, or that in the course of their innocent conversation over a hot beverage they will end up in bed together. this causes extra confusion for the male as he is torn as to wether he actually likes this idea.

Man 1: I've got to stop my wife having coffee with my suckutary

man 2: why ?
Man 1 : I'm worried they will start discussing me and my wife will find out all my secrets!! or worse still coffee will turn into lesbian sex.
man 2: you wish don't be so ridiculous they probably just talk about face cream and washing powder , you have such a bad case of cunt envy

by crystal1 June 11, 2013