Noun - an alcoholic beverage composed of all the types of liquor in the vicinity mixed and served in a measuring cup. (No measuring should take place) It is traditionally drank until the person drinking it can't take it anymore then filled back up to the top with Mountain Dew. Guaranteed to make you go alcohol insane.
Guy 1: Why are you drinking from a measuring cup?
Guy 2: Because that's the only way to drink Animal madness
Guy 1: why is it called animal madness?
Guy 2 hands the drink to guy 1, who continues to go alcohol insane.
Guy 2: Because that's the only way to drink Animal madness
Guy 1: why is it called animal madness?
Guy 2 hands the drink to guy 1, who continues to go alcohol insane.
by Derick TapMan October 31, 2011

by Idk3685 July 3, 2018

What Karens feel when retail workers are literally doing their job. Specifically, what customers at Five Below feel when they are at "self checkout" (which is associate checkout, there's a huge sign that says so, BY THE WAY) and employees have to go and scan their stuff for them because it's literally store policy and we're doing our JOB. No, we're not racially profiling you.
Karen was big mad when I had to scan her stuff at the Five Below associate checkout and she insisted that she's not an idiot, she can scan her own stuff. But when I agreed to let her scan it on her own and I just watch her, she then became big mad because I was being "lazy" and went on this whole rant about how my gEnErAtIoN iS sOoOoO lAzY!!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist July 10, 2024

by rickjm November 3, 2021

It's just like having a bad time but instead of bad it's mad or crazy,you cannot control your negative emotions making you do things you'll regret after
by MyNameIsConnorAndILikeDogs November 1, 2018
