slap a brunette day

October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.

*Slaps brunette*

brunette: “Why did you slap me?”

me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!

by brunette farts October 15, 2019

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free slap friday

Free slap Friday is when you can have a free slap to someone’s Ass on a Friday

(Boy Slaps Ass)

Girl: HEY WTF DUDE
Boy: FREE SLAP FRIDAY

by Kbuckets November 24, 2017

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Hillbilly Bitch Slap

The act of hitting someone with any piece of cast iron cookware.

Jane got so angry at her husband while she was making fried chicken, her only course of action was the tried and true Hillbilly Bitch Slap.

by Sarahmae79 January 09, 2009

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Cock Slap of Destiny

When a man slaps a woman so had with his penis she becomes unconscious and has a dream about the future.

My husband gave me the Cock Slap of Destiny and I visited the future

by juicytangerine6969 June 30, 2014

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Trout slap

A trout slap can also mean a gentle tap, as if you just caught a bigger trout than your friend and you wanted to tease them with a little slap. Or maybe you're just wasted and cant stop hitting your friends out of love 'cause everything is just SO funny!

Megan continuously trout slapped Sarah throughout the evening as they danced and partied the night away.

by velveticus December 14, 2007

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