Vagina Jynx

A variation on the classic jynx game. When you and a friend of opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer) say the same word or phrase at the same time, if the female says "Vagina Jynx" before the male says "Penis Jynx", he cannot speak until he licks/sucks/gets you off with his mouth (depending on how you want to play)

See also, "Penis Jynx"

"Molly Ringwald!" "Molly Ringwald!" - male and female together

"VAGINA JYNX" -female
"PENI... damn it" -male

"slurp, slurp" - male

"Now I can talk again, phew!" -male

by Tizzle McFizzle August 23, 2011

Vagina

Kind of like the Mickey Mouse Club House, "cum inside, have fun inside"

She had dildos in her as and vagina

by lilyoy May 10, 2021

Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL

Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing

by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018

Sandy Vagina

When someone is being short-tempered or overly irritable over a trivial thing.

I thought my boss was cranky due to her not having enough sleep, but when I found out it was because the nearby bubble tea shop was out of donuts, then I knew she just had a sandy vagina.

by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Hush Your Vagina

A totally illogical yet spiritually satisfying phrase to yell (under your breath, if you're soft) when the automated bus voice accuses you of blocking the doors — even though you’re CLEARLY not. You’re like... two feet away. Calm down, robot Susan.

Example:
Bus Announcement: "Please move away from the doors."

Me: "Hush your vagina, I’m in the aisle like a responsible adult."

by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025

VAGINA

REMIND YA IM KINDA WET RUN DOWN MA VAGINA WET RUN IT DOWN MA VAGINA REMIND YA

person 1 : OMG I LOVE THIS MUSIC! very holy

person 2 : can i have a vagina too?

a talented VAGINA singer

by P4RKHOE March 18, 2023