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Donkey Plod

the action of a neurotypical individual capitalising off the innovations of a neurodivergent individual - effectively performing the obvious steps from start to finish without any creativity or additional contributions, taking credit for the idea as if it was their own.
Mia spent weeks researching and proposing a new integration system, and amongst the stress ends up burning herself out; Lucas casually approaches to fill in and implements the steps Mia laid out. He receives the credit for the amazing work as if it was his own - total Donkey Plod.
by whosyourdani October 27, 2025
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Donkey burrito

A donkey burrito is a burrito made of your best friends flaming felipes.
Dude...those rwo bwst fruemds have somw weird shit going. Did you see them last night? One of them ate the others donkey burrito.
by Flaming felupe November 1, 2025
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Donkey Dildo

Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.
> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"
by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025
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Big floppy donkey dick

The word/quote that was mentioned in the 1999 movie "South park: Bigger longer and uncut"

It also refers to an idiot who is horny for horse dicks
Now I'd like you to say Big floppy donkey dick
by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 1, 2025
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Donkey Punch Bunch

Donkey Punch Bunch (DPB)
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*

Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.

Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.

Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.

In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
“If the Donkey Punch Bunch were real — which it obviously isn’t — I still wouldn’t have the clearance level to explain it.”
by DPBMFCEO December 10, 2025
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Donkey cheese

Stupendiously over priced cheese, like gold by ounce, impossible to get and an "acquired" taste ( which is to say you may not like it.

The world priciest cheese is made from donkey milk (great big story) youtube.com

Or possibly a poker bet?
Here try some donkey cheese, it's imported.
by Modern Women January 2, 2026
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Swamp Donkey

Another term for a home run in baseball.
Dude just hit another swamp donkey.
by Brothersred April 2, 2024
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