Bird Magnet

A sexual act in which you coat a thick layer of bird seed on your genitalia while you lay in the forest waiting for birds to peck at your genitalia

Hey, Jimmy I just got done in the forest being a Bird Magnet

by DryBoneJack May 7, 2025

Baby Birding

When a Tree Climber calls "BABY BIRD!" The groundguy runs under the tree, opens there mouth looking upward, flaps their arms.

The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.

FRANKS in the tree top pruning a tree. Dan is a asshole so Franks yells baby bird, Dan runs under Frank tree begings Baby Birding . FRANK spits in his mouth.

by Aholetreeguy November 23, 2022

set a bird on fire

Animal cruelty.

See also: kicking the dog

HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST SET A BIRD ON FIRE! PETA'S GONNA FUCK YOU OVER, BRUV!

by Verdigris May 13, 2018

Birds

It’s some kind of flying animal that likes to wake you up 7 in the FUCKING MORNING ON A SATURDAY

FUCK THESE BIRDS always waking me up 7 am

by Fucknbirds May 25, 2018

Flappy bird

A female with enormous beef curtains, (fanny flaps)

I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'

by Disinthehouse November 25, 2021

Bird

Nickname for a funny/hot/chill/smart girl.

Jerry: Is Bird coming to your party on Friday?
Sam: Hell yes!

by BasicBitch69 April 30, 2015

Gay bird poop in a can

Peeing in a man's ass and then immediately putting in a butt plug in his butt forcefully. Then, letting it marinate into a mix of poop and pee, similar to bird poop. After that, you proceed to rip out the butt plug like a ripcord out of a Beyblade and immediately put it into a can and throw it at said bird poop butt person.

Hey, remember when we did the classic 'gay bird poop in a can' to that pledge?

by Xanszu October 15, 2025