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Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.
"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."
by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018
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trailerpark ninja

A fierce warrior with minimal teeth however a surplus of ninja skills learned via swatting flies in the summer.
That boy his hands is quick, he’s a trailerpark ninja! - Huffman and Stefanie
by Black Mamba 81 July 1, 2021
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Ninja

When you send a meme or photo immediately after someone else in a group chat.
Man every time I try to send a funny meme to the group chat Kevin Ninjas me.
by MrKhakis November 22, 2018
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bogey ninja

One who sucks at golf, but looks very skilled while doing it.
Have you seen Grant and Joel golf? It's like watching two Bogey Ninjas in action!
by bogeyninja August 13, 2024
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Ninja

A discount N-Word to be racist but not racist
Person 1: “LISTEN HERE NINJA!”
Person 2: “DID U JUST CALL ME A CLASSIFIED!?”
Person 1: “no i said ninja.”
Person 2: “oh ok.”
by Bingus Fan January 22, 2022
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Ninja

Word describing anything relating to, but not limited to, the most legendary warrior of all time. His name is unknown, but he is said to prestently reside in Livermore, California. The only clue of this legendary warrior that has been found are the letter, "T" and and word, "Beastman".
"That guy is so legendary. It's like he is truly a ninja."

"Sleep with one eye open, or the ninja will get you."
by Silent Prophet January 30, 2010
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dire sneaky ninja

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava
Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day
by Mr SwagManYep September 25, 2016
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