Howie Sandwich

Whatever sexual innuendo grosses you out the most is your "Howie Sandwich". It's that one spectacularly disgusting sexual reference that has been burned into your brain in a way that you are never the same person again. It's a sexual innuendo that is so crazy and odd that you won't ever forget it - even though normal people would pretty much give anything if they could forget it. Discovering the next "Howie Sandwich" is a game only the bravest perverts will play. It's the perfect phrase to describe what your favorite dirty minded friend would like for dinner. The phrase is derived from the mental image obtained when "Howie" is sandwiched between two broads.

Go home with that fucktard? Are you kidding me? Who knows what he'll do to me! He's a Howie Sandwich!

Howie Sandwich by Shannon Maynard May 24, 2018

Smelly Sandwich 

What a girl has in between her legs when every waffle chef in town has slathered her sandwich.

“Sammi’s trying to steal my boyfriend”
“Yeah you and everybody else.”
“I’m not threatened though I heard about her smelly sandwich.”

Smelly Sandwich by canbyhighschoolshooter April 18, 2018

Silky Sandwich 

An act in which an individual, while wearing pantyhose, tights, or nylons, envelops another individuals face in his or her hosiery clad feet, massaging the cheeks with the toes and sliding the soles around on the face to induce pleasure in hosiery fetishists.

during foreplay, Jane gave hank a silky sandwich that made him lose his mind.

Silky Sandwich by kirkboss May 31, 2018

Toasted Sandwich 

The Australian term for a grilled sandwich, typically a cheese and ham toasted sandwich but it can have many other variations. Such as plain cheese, cheese and tomato, etc.

Sometimes a Toasted Sandwich is just nicknamed a Toastie. It's usually something very, very yummy to eat.

Person 1: Dude, that toasted sandwich was delicious.

Person 2: What'd you have?

Person 1: Cheese and ham.

Person 2: Nice.

Toasted Sandwich by dsKittiCie June 3, 2018

blanket sandwich 

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

blanket sandwich by Vinderex June 7, 2018

McNutt Sandwich 

when a male nuts between a female's buttcheeks and puts them together.

I totally made my girl a Mcnutt Sandwich, and then I ate it!

McNutt Sandwich by Mgicmikemotorbikeboi June 8, 2018

Cleaveland sandwich

A sibbling to the cleaveland steamroll

The art op taking a massive dump on the pillow you slept on after a one night stand and then proceed to smash the pillow on top of the girls head. As to making a sandwich.

"Why does this pillow smell like shit"

"Eric got me a cleaveland sandwich this morning"

Cleaveland sandwich by Mickvd9 May 30, 2018