donkey punch

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.

"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."

by tgrbld August 27, 2019

Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick

(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!

by elementcubed November 21, 2010

Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!

“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”

by apokalypz May 14, 2025

Punch up like a hen

When you are able to beat something/someone that is much higher level than your abilities should allow.

Dude, I totally beat that boss, I was having to punch up like a hen to do it however!"

by GarbyRator August 29, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable

You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!

by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018

Dragon Punch

A vile liquid sold by school cafeterias to be a vegetable. It consists of sweet potato juice and other grotesque liquids

I know a guy who drank dragon punch; he didn't live to tell the tale.

by General Serb Nationalist January 25, 2024