Eye Play

When a man is having sex with a woman who happens to have an empty eye socket. The man continues to either insert his penis/ testicle into the empty socket. A pleasureable expierience.

Bro 1: Dude, i heard your girlfriend has a fake eye!
Bro 2: Yea
Bro 1: You ever give her a little Eye Play hahaha just kidding man!
Bro 2: Actually...

by Filthy Motha Fucka April 4, 2009

Goose Eye

An organism with large or bulging eyes. Possibly induced by crack use of the mother. They tend to be very aggressive tward Asians, and vise versa.

More commonly used as a nick name for Nick and Siri, but can also be used as an insult.

Hey Goose Eye, sup?

You fuckin Goose Eye.

Haha lookit the silly Goosey Eye!

by Nick April 1, 2005

Zombie Eyes

Drinking to the point where your eyes are so squinty and messed up looking to where you actually look like a zombie

Jimmy is so fucking messed up, see he's got those zombie eyes!

by Cocked by Seagulls October 26, 2009

goat eye

describes a particullarly hairy womans ass hole

I must admit she was a bush pig,but what the hell I ripped her pants down bent her over and saw the filthiest hairiest goats eye I had ever seen. I stuck her like a maniac in her goats eye.

by mickyhomer August 19, 2003

beady eyes

This is a mentally handicapped person that has beady, black little eyes.

Hey! You see that beady eyes over on register four? Holy shit! How is he cashiering if he is a beady eyes?

Shoutout to Wainarius AKA Boss of All Bosses!!!

by T--Niggs April 1, 2009

Eye of Sauron

The unwanted attention of the internet community. Especially when the attention includes malicious intent.

Sony BMG entered the Eye of Sauron because it sold CDs that install a Rootkit onto a computer.

Scientology attracts the Eye of Sauron because of its attempts to control its image on the internet.

by TomThumb1 May 5, 2010

Eye of the storm

When you've just taken a deuce, and you stand up to leave the stall, your personal throne, or the porta-john behind your redneck cousin's house, and everything seems fine. Then, of course, the eye passes and everything isn't fine. So, you rush back in again.

"Hahaha! Hey Bob, got the runs huh?"

"Very funny, Steve. Must've just been the eye of the storm."

by ColWal July 7, 2012