Can opener

A sexual movement when penetrating partner from behind, reaching over their head and gripping the roof on their mouth pulling up while thrusting, simulating a can being opened. (Other hand can pull hair simultaneously as you pull on roof of mouth)

I gave that girl a can opener. She gonna know who split her open.

by DirtyD@wg June 14, 2022

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If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

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Can

The best looking dude in this world. Everyone wants to have sex with him and he is just sweet.

Girl 1 : Did you fuck with Can last night?
Girl 2 : Yes he has a very big dick and nice balls

by Good looking woman November 2, 2017

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Red and White Can

Canned whipped cream, Campbell's Soup

Everybody was served with a choice of pumpkin or pecan and now we celebrated the luxury of our meal with a pressurized portion of whipped cream...big Red and White Can...shaken for maximum output. Mom moved around the table..."Would you like some whipped cream? Would you? And you?"

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023

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Trash can

My home

I live in a fucking trash can because I’m garbage

by Hfjsjfka June 16, 2018

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If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

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