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Mr Whippy 99er 

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into a woman in a circular fashion to resemble a Mr Whippy. Then finishes it with a shit (i.e. the flake).
as in "oooo derek.... im so horny like. put your icecream man costume on and give me a Mr Whippy 99er" ,,, "but sandra, youre on your blob love" ... "ooo you fucking prude.. all right give me a 99er with strawberry sauce"
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Mr. Hankey 

Somebody who acts like a complete shithead and absolutely ruins your life
Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail
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Mr Jones 

A pedophile who likes to hide kids in the basement and store their genitals

He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live

When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys

Mr Jones loves kiddies
Girl 1 : That girl has been touched by mr Jones

Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary

Mr Jones : come here my kiddies
Mr Jones by ELLIE CLAYY22 July 11, 2019
He is teacher that is really a middle schooler on the inside but also knows how to keep shit in order. He is that adult who is always caught up with the current memes and slang terms. He loves funny cringey jokes and doesn’t gaf about cussing in front of his students. He is overall the best teacher you could get.
Student: what are we doing today Mr. Klein?
Mr. Klein: TO HELL WITH WORK, ITS MEME MONDAY FORGET ABOUT THE DUMB Ass work !!!
Mr. Klein by KUNTA KINTEEEEE November 21, 2019

mr. miyagi 

Hey hit me up with some mr. miyagi
mr. miyagi by rollin_balls February 24, 2009

Mr. Happy Pants 

When a cat kneads/massages your neck/back/boobs,or any other part of your body, while purring, and kissing/sucking on your ears/eyes ect.
Gizmo was in his Mr. Happy Pants mood today.
Well look at that Mr. Happy Pants.
Mr. Happy Pants gave me a boob massage.
Mr. Happy Pants by CrystalB85 March 20, 2007

Mr incredible becoming uncanny 

expertdeath: WHY DID I WATCH MR INCREDIBLE BECOMING UNCANNY!!!!