Getting super faded while being super sweaty, having a chick pick u up at the house, then proceeding to feed her your stinky, sweaty cock, aka LAY THE MEAT
guy 1: dude, that chick came and picked me up after we walked all drunk from daves house
guy 2: did u "Lay The Meat"
guy 1: totally layed the meat son
Guy 2: awwww ya
guy 2: did u "Lay The Meat"
guy 1: totally layed the meat son
Guy 2: awwww ya
by king pork sword January 27, 2011
Get the Lay The Meat mug.noun: a gross living being with either physical or emotional setbacks that make them less appealing to be around or be seen with.
it can also be used as a word randomly used to describe and action, a place, or a time.
it can also be used as a word randomly used to describe and action, a place, or a time.
Dave: Did you see that meat-patty over there?
Ron: Ya dude...I sneezed and shit in my pants at the same time (see snooped).
Dave: I'd rather put my penis in a can of coke and risk cutting the edges than even hold hands with that ogre of a person.
Other Use:
Ron: Dude wtf? You said Indiana Beach was nice...this place iis totally meat patties...theirs fucking bandaids in the water.
Dave: Sorry man...I didn't know this place sucked so much meat patties...this is not the shit
Ron: Ya dude...I sneezed and shit in my pants at the same time (see snooped).
Dave: I'd rather put my penis in a can of coke and risk cutting the edges than even hold hands with that ogre of a person.
Other Use:
Ron: Dude wtf? You said Indiana Beach was nice...this place iis totally meat patties...theirs fucking bandaids in the water.
Dave: Sorry man...I didn't know this place sucked so much meat patties...this is not the shit
by Zx612 July 1, 2011
Get the Meat-patty mug.by ezme June 18, 2007
Get the meat rack mug.Reffering to a womans pussy lips, because of its slight resemblance in colour to a smoked meat sandwich.
by MFPOCKETS June 2, 2008
Get the smoked meat mug.1. A Meat-Axe is a person that is very good with a member of the opposite sex. A Meat-Axe is usually a male and can be very persuasive to females. Usually very confident in Himself he can Handle rejection because he will most likely have the second definition of Meat-Axe
2. Meat-Axe can also be reference to the size of a males Penis. Meat-Axe means the bearer has an abnormally large Penis
2. Meat-Axe can also be reference to the size of a males Penis. Meat-Axe means the bearer has an abnormally large Penis
1. Man Jimmy is such a Meat-Axe, look at him go
2. Oh man i was talking to jess and she said Dave as A Meat-Axe
Combined: Wow from what I hear Bruce is a Meat-Axe with a Meat-Axe
2. Oh man i was talking to jess and she said Dave as A Meat-Axe
Combined: Wow from what I hear Bruce is a Meat-Axe with a Meat-Axe
by nager_red September 29, 2009
Get the Meat-Axe mug.beat a babe in the face or on the ass with your cock as to punish her, or to do it just to excite yourself sexually, just like you always must. you can also call her names during the meat whooping like- you canned corn beyotch, you tinkler spanking taking monkey girl, you spanked fossil fuck, and cunny pee-pee tinky dink-dink smelly twat for me cunt bag beyotch pig girly. also, call her a skank after you shoot your hillaryclintonjuice on her or in one of her three meat package holes.
me so horney, me thinks i'm givin' my three piece squeeze box bitch a meat whooping just so's me can spray me hillaryclintonjuice on her titty nipples. right after i blow one straight up her arse. AArgh!
by jamesofcleveland December 29, 2008
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