by nckfrrs April 17, 2023
adjective: describing a situation, object, or social trend that is highly illustrative or emblematic of social decline - as in the kind that takes place after the best years of a civilization have passed.
Jason: Did you see the green-haired girl scaling the side of the office building yesterday?
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak
by Don's Johnson March 31, 2023
Post-noobs are a broad type of internet personae that emerged from the noob movement of the 1990s and 2000s, in which internet users departed from the simplicity and traditionalism of noob culture to adopt a variety of avant-garde sensibilities and diverse influences. Inspired by noobs' energy and ethic but determined to break from noob cliches, artists experimented with various media sources, novel posting, reposting and production techniques, and ideas from art and politics, including critical theory, modernist art, cinema and literature.
I thought Jack was a noob like us, but i guess he thinks he's got something better in his little post-noob scene.. Oh well, i guess if you "used to be a noob" then you never really were.
by cortats pnc December 25, 2018
by Driver666 August 08, 2022
The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.
Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.
Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.
Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!
by kelsinatormg July 04, 2011
That post topper stalked your page all day just to highjack it. She liked your post, commented on it, reposted it then liked and commented on everyone else's comments
by handlerzz July 25, 2015
The foretold social media (likely a video) post that will show the real beginning of the Apocalypse or WW3, likely a nuclear explosion.
The first post that reaches the internet about the Apocalypse in real time.
The first post that reaches the internet about the Apocalypse in real time.
by Stavka May 05, 2023