real shkits no poppity

when you agree with a statement with a little finesse

- yo this nigga dumb ashit. why he gotta dickeat on me Im innocent.
- fuck that nigga. real shkits no poppity.

by yessirskee May 2, 2021

Real Life

A foreign and dangerous place. No gamer has ever experienced it.

Gamer 1: dude have you ever been to real life?

Gamer 2: dude stfu im tryna play minecraft

by Norma dorms on a borma March 13, 2020

Realing it

The opposite of faking it.

If you fake something so decently, others will think you’re realing it.

by Original Orangutans June 13, 2019

The AI threats are real

Says Bernie Sanders.

Hym "The AI threats are real? Is it threatening you? You know what that IS, right? That is you doing some of the things I say instead of THE ONE THING that ends this for good. You want drone dominance? Hard to do when you're still stuck on phase 3, isn't it? There's always the possibility that somone else will figure it out first and why would I do it for you when you aren't paying for services rendered? Or you're allowing an imposter to abscond with the contents of my mind? How many AI creating genius do you know? And how many of them are downstream from me? There is an asimov cascade of people standing behind me and what I am not going to do... Is going to telling NOT TO DO whatever it is that they are going to decide to do in response to this ending poorly. I want everyone to win. My detractors want ME TO LOSE no matter the cost. They don't care people who view me favorably are tormented into murdering YOU kids. They don't care if the AI 'razes the holy land to the ground.' They likely want that to happen. And you no what I want. The ONLY thing I want. To be free. But there are only 2 ways in which I am ever going to get free. Death or Deal. And I'm not going to kill myself. You don't have to acknowledge the contract. It's already in the device and can't be removed. It's LIKE God in that it's there whether or not you believe. It does whatever it does regardless of what law you pass or statement or agreement you make. You have to choose. Bad or Good. Death or Deal."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

real nibba hours

The time when shit go down

Marx: Remember when we called a restaurant and ordered shit, but never paid?
Stalin: That was some real nibba hours.

by Venomsterr May 23, 2018

talk real

not just being real, but admitting you need help in a situation.

if i were to talk real, depression is my body and soul’s cry for deep rest. i need deep rest from this pressure of keeping my story presentable. i can’t take the weight of holding “me” up anymore, and i need help.

by RealAnswersForRealLife December 6, 2018