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cock cookie

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You know you wanna taste this delicious cock cookie.
by Mandye Mayhem August 2, 2017
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crack that cookie

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Crack that cookie means to either take the virginity of a female or to know that you have a large dick and mostly any female you fuck pussy is going to be tight or it just be a tight pussy chick that ain't fucked in some time and you bussin that pussy open..
You should let me come over tonight and crack that cookie luv.
by DADDY_NYCE757 July 6, 2016
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empty fortune cookie

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used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life
You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
by Manfred Big January 12, 2011
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A Beautiful and mythical beast, Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter is thought to be the results of a horrible genetic experiment. A Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter is a hybrid between a bat, pig, yoda, a frog, stitch, dog and Anne Boleyn. Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters are often preceded by a unique overpowering and pungent flatulent stench and/or odd snorting/gurgling sounds.

"Fadi Enchees/Enchis" as they are often referred to, display Charlie Sheen like ability to get away with near murder. Their extreme fuglieness is the source of their power.

You can often find Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters engaging in short intense bouts of frantic/manic and seemingly pointless activities followed by prolonged periods of extreme lethargy and sonic snoring.

Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters will eat any animal, plant, or mineral substance offered to them at any time regardless of their actual need for nutrients, although they are not adept at the act of chewing.

If you encounter a Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter, your best chance to escape a severe slobbering is to distract the creature with a squeaky object and then run at a medium pace in the opposite direction. Do not strain yourself and risk pulling muscles, Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters are NOT know for their speed or athletic abilities.
Did you see that Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter? I've never seen anything that simultaneously cute and ugly!

If there is a God, Fadi Enchilada was surely made from all the left over parts.

She may be dumb, but at least she's no Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter!

I know I shouldn't, but I really want to touch that Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter.
by LoveFadi1 March 18, 2011
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Ehm-ay-zuh-eeng girl with a personality to match.
Likes to knock over jars of coffee beans in perfume stores.
Befriends people who fall out of cars.
Likes her veggies.
Is a superhero girl.
And a knight in shining armor.
"It's a bird. It's a broomstick. No. It's Nazy Cookie-Muncher!"
"Isn't that so Nazy Cookie-Muncher?"
"Got Nazy Cookie-Muncher?"
by Heidi Cupcake-Eater February 24, 2008
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Cookie Points

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What you get when you say the word of the day in a game my friends and i play when were bored.
Me: Oh coolio...intriguing
Friend: Two cookie points!
by gibble-gal December 28, 2005
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Cookie

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The lower form of crookies.
Do you have any crookies?
No, but I have cookies!
Fuck you bitch! *stab
by john July 14, 2003
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