shooting the shit

The art of talking for a lengthy period of time, yet accomplishing nothing.

We spent all of Saturday afternoon shooting the shit about inchworms.

by Joe Strailey October 30, 2003

Ain’t shit

Liers, cheaters, gossiping , overly selfish people

He ain’t shit, for leaving me with these kids to raise alone

by KLovebug October 10, 2017

Bird Shit

When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.

by Nomah1000 July 13, 2012

shit & run

ringing somebodys doorbell, taking a ginormous dump on the step and running for your life whilst doing evil laughs ...

Bobby: What do you want to do tonight?
Jimmy: lets shit & run at marias house
Bobby: lets do it

later maria opens her door

Maria: ahhhh what the fuck is this thing ahhhhhh ... mmm tastes good...

by Abi and Katie July 4, 2008

shit chimp

slang term for nigger

bob (points to laquisha): "god, that is one horrific looking shit chimp!"

mike: "i know, that nig is hitting at least 400 pounds!"

by nig_stomper2 April 14, 2010

bunny shit

small round turds

See: pooble

I've been eating all the wrong stuff this vacation, and all I can manage are bunny shits.

by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009

shit storm

when all the shit hits you at once. A whole bunch of criticism, or problems all at once. when in the shit storm you are being shit hammered.

ex: "Man my wife left me, a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for no insurance, and no registration, and when I came home my house had been broken into, and burned to the ground, it was a real shit storm."

by uzi4u July 15, 2007