spice the meat

This happens when a girl gives head to a guy, pukes on his dick, and then he jacks off on her face. Using the puke as lube is much like spicing meat before cooking it.

Shannon let me spice the meat right on her face.
Don't eat tacos before you spice the meat.

by somecrazymeatspicer March 3, 2007

Lay The Meat

Getting super faded while being super sweaty, having a chick pick u up at the house, then proceeding to feed her your stinky, sweaty cock, aka LAY THE MEAT

guy 1: dude, that chick came and picked me up after we walked all drunk from daves house

guy 2: did u "Lay The Meat"

guy 1: totally layed the meat son

Guy 2: awwww ya

by king pork sword January 27, 2011

Meat-patty

noun: a gross living being with either physical or emotional setbacks that make them less appealing to be around or be seen with.

it can also be used as a word randomly used to describe and action, a place, or a time.

Dave: Did you see that meat-patty over there?
Ron: Ya dude...I sneezed and shit in my pants at the same time (see snooped).
Dave: I'd rather put my penis in a can of coke and risk cutting the edges than even hold hands with that ogre of a person.
Other Use:
Ron: Dude wtf? You said Indiana Beach was nice...this place iis totally meat patties...theirs fucking bandaids in the water.
Dave: Sorry man...I didn't know this place sucked so much meat patties...this is not the shit

by Zx612 July 1, 2011

meat rack

derogatory reference to a fit bloke
(the rack from which the meat hangs)

who's your new meat rack?

by ezme June 18, 2007

smoked meat

Reffering to a womans pussy lips, because of its slight resemblance in colour to a smoked meat sandwich.

Montreal has the best smoked meat.

by MFPOCKETS June 2, 2008

Meat-Axe

1. A Meat-Axe is a person that is very good with a member of the opposite sex. A Meat-Axe is usually a male and can be very persuasive to females. Usually very confident in Himself he can Handle rejection because he will most likely have the second definition of Meat-Axe
2. Meat-Axe can also be reference to the size of a males Penis. Meat-Axe means the bearer has an abnormally large Penis

1. Man Jimmy is such a Meat-Axe, look at him go
2. Oh man i was talking to jess and she said Dave as A Meat-Axe
Combined: Wow from what I hear Bruce is a Meat-Axe with a Meat-Axe

by nager_red September 29, 2009

meat sheath

for covering your man meat

billy "hello there tommy how long have you had that attractive meat sheath?"
tommy "oh we have been dating for 3 weeks"

also known as a woman

by syst3mzero November 15, 2005