Meat Flab

See vagina, pussy, cunt

Ew, look at that meat flab

by Jeremy November 27, 2004

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Lay The Meat

Getting super faded while being super sweaty, having a chick pick u up at the house, then proceeding to feed her your stinky, sweaty cock, aka LAY THE MEAT

guy 1: dude, that chick came and picked me up after we walked all drunk from daves house

guy 2: did u "Lay The Meat"

guy 1: totally layed the meat son

Guy 2: awwww ya

by king pork sword January 27, 2011

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spice the meat

This happens when a girl gives head to a guy, pukes on his dick, and then he jacks off on her face. Using the puke as lube is much like spicing meat before cooking it.

Shannon let me spice the meat right on her face.
Don't eat tacos before you spice the meat.

by somecrazymeatspicer March 3, 2007

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meat rack

derogatory reference to a fit bloke
(the rack from which the meat hangs)

who's your new meat rack?

by ezme June 18, 2007

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smoked meat

Reffering to a womans pussy lips, because of its slight resemblance in colour to a smoked meat sandwich.

Montreal has the best smoked meat.

by MFPOCKETS June 2, 2008

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beat a babe in the face or on the ass with your cock as to punish her, or to do it just to excite yourself sexually, just like you always must. you can also call her names during the meat whooping like- you canned corn beyotch, you tinkler spanking taking monkey girl, you spanked fossil fuck, and cunny pee-pee tinky dink-dink smelly twat for me cunt bag beyotch pig girly. also, call her a skank after you shoot your hillaryclintonjuice on her or in one of her three meat package holes.

me so horney, me thinks i'm givin' my three piece squeeze box bitch a meat whooping just so's me can spray me hillaryclintonjuice on her titty nipples. right after i blow one straight up her arse. AArgh!

by jamesofcleveland December 29, 2008

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