When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later
by ZombieMortality November 03, 2021
by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017
Like docking, but instead two uncircumcised penises are pressed together side by side. Their foreskins are then rolled together like you would a pair of socks.
by Jon Mayham April 11, 2025
When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018
When an occasion arrises in which you have to leave in a hurry so you end up operating a vehicle with socks and no shoes.
by liludallas January 04, 2016
a type of fermented beverage made by inmates. Made from water, sugar and an old sock (for the yeast).
I just heard this today from a guy who works in a jail and a paramedic who were joking about the substances inmates come up with on their own.
I just heard this today from a guy who works in a jail and a paramedic who were joking about the substances inmates come up with on their own.
by dori1977 December 12, 2012
The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up
by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024