Sock Crazy

"Sock Crazy" guys who go to the gym and don't bring white socks to complete their gym attire. Typically they wear their dark dress socks pulled up to the stretch limit.

oh, and there were two guys (young even) looking all sock crazy tonight and one dude (same dude everytime) rockin' the short shorts. guys + short shorts = not so much!

by B Daddy R June 11, 2010

sock goop

Poo that lies between the toes.

..."Gee, ma, look at little Billy Rogers, he has some sock goop between his toes!.."

by Royster February 02, 2007

Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.

My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.

by Nissanqueef January 04, 2020

sock enlarger

A sock enlarger is a vibrational instrument intended to stimulate a female for pleasure. It is also known as a dildo.

Man, I sure need a sock enlarger now.

by Van1lla November 13, 2007

Wolf socks

Socks of different colors, like brown and blue.

Dude, why you wearing wolf socks? Are you that drunk?

by RWT for real October 27, 2019

Medicated the Socks

to distribute or disseminate information via social media.

That youtube video was so great; I've medicated the socks.

by gollumullog February 28, 2011

crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.

Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer

by TheFakeBillCosby April 11, 2018