National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

On The 16th of July is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day,,the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want with the goth not being able to fight back

Person 1:Hey look theres a goth
Person 2:Ye I wish I could slide tackle it without it fighting back
Person 1:Well lucky for you today is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

Person 2:OMG YASSSSS

Random Guy:*sees a goth,runs up to it and slide tackles the shit out of it*
Goth:You f##king ba###rd

Random Guy:Haha you cant fight back today is the National Silde Tackle A Goth Day

by anonymous🥵 June 24, 2020

Sewer Slide

A woman/man that specifically sells their Anal Cavity for any and all to use, i.e. a prostitute or "working woman"

"Yo dude did you try to hit that over there." -said Jack
"Yeah man, tried her last week. Turns out she's only a Sewer Slide tho"- replied Raquan

by rayraysboi? November 5, 2020

Brown slide

Is the act of a male going down a slide on his knees fully erect, while a man/woman waits at the end bent over. Upon reaching the bottom the man slams full force into her/his anus achieving the act of balls deep.

I had to take her to the hospital last night to get 5 stitches, after she let me brown slide her.

by razzwolf October 18, 2020

poultry solidarity

When a lame-duck president pardons a turkey

After losing the 2020 election, lame-duck president Donald Trump will have an opportunity to show some poultry solidarity by pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey.

by dranalog November 16, 2020

British Soldier

Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.

Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami

My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area

Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00

My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit

Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00

My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends

Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00

My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.

by Jarjarsito November 20, 2020

Hawaiian Slide

Suicide or to take one’s own life- based on an autocorrection of “suicide” that was posted to 4chan on 11/28/2020

I’m so depressed, I think I am going to Hawaiian Slide.

I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.

by Grubby_puppy_420 November 28, 2020

Aj soilders

$wag and drippy fellow soldiers of Aj

Austra- I’m apart of Aj soilders
Joe- wow you're amazing

by Lil Derstra February 20, 2021