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middle school

In the US, as of the aughts, middle school is the grade levels 6, 7, and 8. Following the unbridled innocence of elementary school, and predating the jaded contentedness of high school, junior high makes for an awkward middle stage in the development of an adolescent. Many people are just starting to experience hormonal changes and out of their ignorance do not understand what is going on inside them, so they attach their feelings of crumminess and despair to anything from their hair to their shoes to imagined feuds with their teachers. Once teens settle into these changes, they should see that these dilemmas were trivial. This does not explain why so many adults view this period as "Hell itself" in retrospect.
I can't believe my seventh grade science teacher had the audacity to call middle school the worst time of her life! Though that would explain a lot...


JRhiBBY12 is away. "outt w/ ab, cd, ef, mayb gh. ij call me!!"


7THgradeGRL: heyy wats^?
8THgradeisGR8's auto response: "seeing the Love Guru then dinner @ cheesecake factory. cell it<33"


~*~ damien + karissa ~*~ 4/6/08


Karissa: I just love NYC!
Larissa: Isn't it glamorous?!
Karissa: Yeah well it looked that way in "New York Minute"
Larissa: Want to go watch that and compare labias?
Karissa: Hey sure!What?
Larissa: What


Jillian: This project has got me so nerve-wracked!
Larissa: Me too. I haven't slept in, like, three days?
Jillian: I thought that's because you were video chatting with Damien?
Larissa: LOL no that was Karissa?
Jillian: Ahahahaha!
Larissa: Ahahahaha?
Jillian: Ahahahaheheheheheahaahha?
Larissa: I can't stop - I can't breathe?
Jillian: AHhahahaha omg?
Jillian and Larissa: Uncontrollably manic laughter resulting in spasms on the floor
by whowouldusethisname July 7, 2008
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school bus

1. Large yellow vehicle used to transport children from home to school.

2. Large 60 mph playground driven by a redneck where kids try to show off how cool they are by shouting cuss words as loud as they can and making fart noises.
Kid 1: Hey did you hear Ricky on the school bus?
Kid 2: Yeah. He shouted,"fuck shit pussy asshole motherfucker dick penis gay cum vagina faggot bitch face!!!" It was FUCKIN hilarious!
by Keegan Sweett August 5, 2008
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School Girl

Depending on context, school girl can be a fangirl who gets shy around boys but totally chipper with her friends. Typically, a school girl likes to wear plaid skirts, ponytails or braids, a blouse or a turtleneck, long socks, and maryjane styled shoes. Sometimes black nerdy glasses and/or bubblegum make their accesory.
School Girl 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Jason? He is sooo cute! OHMYGOSH, he's coming this way! I get so school girl around him!
School girl 2: Me too! He's sooo mysterious!
by nellz4sike October 19, 2009
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Public School

Government funded humanist indoctrination. Turns children in to good little socialists, ready-made for the new world order.
The most important thing I learned in public school is that I'm homeschooling my friggin' kids.
by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004
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Night School

A sure-fire way to graduate on time.
If it weren't for night school, I wouldn't've graduated.
by Butteesha Jenkins August 31, 2004
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true school

as it refers to the rave scene:

1.Not old or new school, but elements of both combining in an attitude that best suits the idea in question

2. not bullshit

3. the correct spirit of a particular style of music or sport.
The trance that night was true school, not one cheesy bullshit track.
by KarmaSuture October 7, 2004
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Hi School

Very uncommon misspelling of High School.

1) A place where teenagers put too much effort into something that will not matter a day after graduation.

2) A place where teenagers think they know it all; often starting unresearched arguments with equally clueless teenagers on world-politics while the teacher plays Solitaire and checks his/her e-mails.

3) A failure of an education system. By the last two years 90% of the students are no longer motivated and just want to get out of the mess. This stems from poor teachers, a poor and inconsistent curriculum (see: foreign languages), being in a shit-hole for a good portion of the past 730 days.

4) A place where there may be up to a hundred cliques, if not more. Members of these cliques cross-over into others frequently. It's all very confusing, but the "main" ones are often: Preps, Jocks, Stoners, Nerds, Normal.
"Hi school really sucked yesterday."

"'Hi school'? You said that wrong."

"What?"

"It's 'High school'. Duh."

"How could you know how I spelt something I said?"

"The 'gh' isn't as silent as you think."
by Cag February 17, 2007
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