Sam

An absolute fucking cunt. Words cannot describe how much everyone who knows a Sam hates them. Has a tiny wiener and is always super uptight because of it.

Sam can go suck a fat one.

by 420Noscopemaster2020 March 10, 2019

Sam

Sam means "a smart person, being good at everything related to school". It means "a nerd". Being a Sam means "being a nerd".

He must be Sam, because he has round glasses and he is always in the library. (He must be a nerd, because he has round glasses and he is alsways in the library.)
You're being a Sam! (You're being a nerd!)
I'm not a Sam! (I'm not a nerd!)

by saada. February 28, 2019

sam schweinheim

Sam Schweinheim is the dopiest of the dopey. Some believe he is related to a walrus named craig. He enjoys using fidget spinners and shooting uo schools with nerf guns.

This kid is almost as dopey as Sam Schweinheim

by Moistinator7000fromOverYonder May 17, 2017

short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.

short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

Sam sulek

Sam sulek is a meathead who uploads videos to YouTube doing workouts he is usually out of breath and made Andrew eubanks relevant he had a sick intro song but changed it

Have you seen Sam sulek, yes he is sick

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Sam

I am sam and I can say I am sexy,, hot and smart also good at mastarbating

Girl: i want to bang sam
Me: i know u do

by Samuel savage August 29, 2017

SAM

the best guy ever he has nice hair

Nice voice and a funny Paul your lucky to have a Sam

So nice hair probs a sam

by THE GREAT SNOW SAMY June 22, 2019