punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch

After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.

by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018

Slap-punch

A combination of a slap and a punch.
To vigorously slap a person on the face with a fist.

I will slap-punch you.

by Scar_t December 31, 2018

punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015

ball punching

a dick move

Me and bob went ball punching, turns out thats a bad idea

by sweet sally may January 8, 2012

Punch yo butt

“Punch yo butt” is the latest slang that’s sweeping the nation!! Instead of saying “fuck you” you just throw them a “punch yo butt” and the harshness of the burn mixed in with the hilarity of the phrase makes it comedy gold.

Mark told Isaac, “I have to cancel day drinking to go antiquing”. Mark replied with “yo, punch yo butt”

by Thomas > david March 12, 2021

Urinal Punch

The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.

Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!

by M-Train#51 February 22, 2011

skull punch

It's like a back fist to the brain

These mother fuckers wouldn't stop talkin shit so I skull punched em.

by BEXXX August 31, 2014