Pissing your ass

When you sit at the toilet and your dick is so small that you accidently piss through the gap onto your underwear and then have to wear your piss soaked underwear until you can change them

Make sure to get an erection before you urinates so that you don't start pissing your ass

If you say "Please Stop." one more time, I'm going to piss my own ass

by Diddlemeplz December 30, 2021

Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020

Piss-stain graffiti

Piss-stain graffiti is graffiti that is sprayed on someone else's property. It always lacks creativity and is sprayed for the purpose to look cool in front of your friends. It won't make you look cool, but it will make you an asshole.

Poser: Hey dude, check out what I tagged last night!

Normal kid: You fuck-up that's piss-stain graffiti!

*Poser gets beat by the normal kid*

by brotato4881 May 10, 2010

Radioactive Horse Piss

Some sort of mysterious hydrocarbon fuel that may or may not run an engine. God knows what it's made of or how old it is. Often found in the fuel tanks of broken lawnmowers and abandoned trucks.

"I don't know what's in this jerry can. Probably just some radioactive horse piss."

by Paperpaper22 May 18, 2020

Pisses my jorts

An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate

Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?

Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!

by Anonymous gay June 5, 2018

Sussy piss goblin

A gay male with a piss kink.

That man is a sussy piss goblin.

by Ihavesussybussiesinmybasement April 22, 2023

Go Piss Gorl

A term derived from the phrase “Go Piss Girl” in which the person exclaims emotion of Slaying/Serving Realness with Confidence.

Person 1: *says anything relatable or does something in a campy/confident manner*
Person 2: “Go Piss Gorl”

by Aandeel November 18, 2022