potato patrick

guy who eats a lot of fries

guy a: uhhh ill get 12 large fries

guy b: damn okay potato patrick

by zeruela June 10, 2025

potatoing

Chilling, being bored, being lazy, ex.

"What are you doing Betty?" "Meh, just potatoing."

by Sweettreat7 August 8, 2020

Regae potato

a Jamaican potato

whoa that's some regae potato

by gummycat2007(: December 2, 2019

Potato

A potato is usually a female called jess who likes to eat and sleep while also playing badminton or reading fan fictions about BTS. She is extremely gay but refuses to leave the closet much to the dismay of her wife.

Idk lmao potato

by IAmAPotatoDuhh December 15, 2018

potato wanker

jye

"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad.
"yeah, he is a potato wanker"

by Jye the sex addict April 5, 2022

Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016

Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.

Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.

by You_are_beautiful June 1, 2021