moms car

Also known as your moms vagina

Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty

by Bobthebuilder248 May 5, 2016

Teen mom

A female under 21 Especially 10-20 that had 1+ children

She was a teen mom at 19

by 459395 March 18, 2023

Mom Jokes

Dad jokes that try to teach you a lesson.

"That's not a bold idea, that's a bad idea!" said Senator Amy Klohbuchar while updating her special skills to include mom jokes.

by DodiePardalas September 14, 2019

Your Mom

A Pathetic attempt at an Insult, Usually by immature or young people.

Or, Sometimes used to be sarcastic, annoying, or otherwise.
Sometimes followed up with an "OOOH!! U JUZT GOT BURND LOLOLOL" Kind of statement.

Sometimes spelled in chatspeak like:
"UR MOM"
"UR MUM"
"UR MAMA"

Immature/Annoying Your Mom definition:
Kid: "Is there any continent larger than Asia?"
Other Kid: YOUR MOM!! LOLOLOLOLOL
Random Kid: BUUUUUURRRN

The "Pathetic" Definition Example:
Guy: Your such a loser.
Second Guy: Your Mom!
Guy: That comeback is stupid.
Second Guy: UR MOM!!!11!

Sarcastic Definition example:
Dude:Hey Dude what's up?
Random Dude: LOL YOUR MOM.
dude: HAHAHAHA /sarcasm

by Natarii Shinichi April 18, 2009

mom code

1.) Don't date your son's best friend
2.) Always clean house
3.) Be your own boss
4.) Never do anything nice to your kids
5.) Don't wipe back from front
6.) Get a divorce
7.) Cheat on 100 boyfriend's
8.) You kill anyways who hurts your child
9.) You cuss out teachers who give the kids bad grades

"I love using my mom code!"

by Yeets on the meets November 27, 2017

Your mom

A type of joke about a persons mother

Your mom is so fat

by Kaikaikai February 8, 2015

your mom

what you say when you get pissed off at someone

your stoopid
YOUR MOM IS STUPIDER!

by Fuck you clit face October 15, 2010