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Keqing is the cutest waifu you could ever have. But you'll never have her because she's mine.
Spot: "Keqing is hot!"
Me: "I know right?"
Spot: "I want her."
Me: ... (no you don't no you don't no you don't no you don't) "She's mine."
Spot: "OK."
Keqing by Sleepy, The Catnip Dealer February 24, 2021

Kelvin Martin 

The real "50 cent" was a guy who didn't care what he did. he was feared by many people. stole from many people. but was gunned down supposebly buy a guy named "wayne perry". months ago the punk ass, fake ass, pussy ass, bitch ass, wannabe gangsta ass, dick in da ass muthafucka 50 cent finally paid for his head stone.
(kelvin "50 cent" martin if he were still alive.) Who am I gonna rob, kill, or beat the shit outta. today i know I'll take out that punk bitch who stole my name.
(kelvin "50 cent" martin if he were still alive.) Hey!!! u da bitch who stole my name imma fuckin kill u
(50 cent the bitch rapper.) naw man i didn't take your name ( pushing buttons and whispering in phone.) police this is curtis jackson i need help this guy gon kill help arrest him do sumthin.
(Sirens, police) kelvin martin your coming with me your doing life.
(rapper 50) ha ha ha thats what u get for messin with a snitch. ha ha nigga i told u nigga.
(the real 50 cent) fuck you (shooting and hitting people.)
(rapper 50 Crying ) aw man u killed the cops man
(the real 50 pissed) yea and now its your turn bitch. (gun shot) punk.
Kelvin Martin by Joker 14 September 2, 2006

kevinism 

Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.

All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.

Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.

Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.

you must also love waffles!!!!!
Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).
kevinism by Kevin Brice May 11, 2008
-272.15 degrees C
Professor Wwong: "The temperature reads 0 Kelvin?"
Professor Cwong: "Do you mean -272.15 Degrees Celsius?"
Kelvin by christoefur December 2, 2009
An adjective characterising subaverage cognitive functioning and deficits in many adaptive behaviors. It can also characterise inevitable failure.
He was barely literate on the IRC channel as it was and kevinly resorted to using SMS speak all the time.

He kevinly tried to get laid that night but all the girls ended up laughing at him.
kevinly by Otyat Etsat July 7, 2008
Person 1 - Look, it's Kevino!
Person 2 - Yea, he's such a cool dude
Kevino by n00bpro September 23, 2016