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Scallop-fucker

Someone who idolizes JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars and believes them to be the pinnacle of performance, even in there unmodified form. These people are generally very argumentative about the performance of these cars and are usually under the impression that they are the fastest cars on the road. These people usually believe this because of the dominant performance of these cars in movies, shows, and games like fast and furious, initial D, and need for speed.
Joseph is such a scallop-fucker
People who idolize JDM cars are scallop-fuckers
by SaltyTomato1 November 29, 2023
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Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.
Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
by Fake Flag December 3, 2023
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LadyBoy Fucker

Somebody who enjoys having sex with ladyboys. These people are typically found in Tiwan or Cancun and most times they are named Finn.
Person 1: Did you hear Finn had sex with a ladyboy on his trip to Cancun.
Person 2: No, I didn't but I always knew he was a ladyboy fucker.
by MonkeyEnjoyer69 February 13, 2024
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teacher fucker

A person who fucks her teacher to get a better grade
by RatmanINC. February 20, 2024
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Dear fuckerbags

A way to say dear heavens, but without that being the exact meaning. It has a much more extreme meaning.
-Hey man, yestarday I dropped a glass of water from the 3rd floor and it landed on a lady's head

-Dear fuckerbags
by Electroblade February 25, 2024
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Pasta fucker

Someone that like to have sexual relations with one or more kind of pasta until orgasm. Usually the more sauce the better the experience.
I heard Ricky is sexually attracted to stuffed shells. He’s such a pasta fucker
by Cryingatthrorgy March 14, 2024
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acorn fucker

Whereba man puts a acorn up his ass and takes it out then puts it on a playground
HE
Y ACORN FUCKER GET THAT OUT YOUR ASS
by anonymous March 15, 2024
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