donkey-throttle

To throttle something or someone in a donkey like fashion.
The use of the word is derived from comedic usage for the purpose of insulting or threatening another.

;Seriously, I will donkey-throttle the mess out of you...

;When all else fails, donkey-throttle.

by Throttle1 February 8, 2014

Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018

Donkey

Someone who gets things done.

“I’m in the field puttin in work like a Donkey.”

by Chosen5100GØD November 26, 2024

donkey tossing

Picking up Donkeys,

and blowing the absolute fuck out of their dicks
like until their dicks are numb

I went to the petting zoo today and saw the attendants Donkey Tossing, it was horrifying.

by James T Whitinger December 9, 2017

National donkey day

National donkey day is celebrated each year in 8th May to celebrate our overlords.

Oh, by the way! Did you go worship our overlords on national donkey day?

by JustDumbAsBricks May 8, 2024

Donkey Plod

the action of a neurotypical individual capitalising off the innovations of a neurodivergent individual - effectively performing the obvious steps from start to finish without any creativity or additional contributions, taking credit for the idea as if it was their own.

Mia spent weeks researching and proposing a new integration system, and amongst the stress ends up burning herself out; Lucas casually approaches to fill in and implements the steps Mia laid out. He receives the credit for the amazing work as if it was his own - total Donkey Plod.

by whosyourdani October 27, 2025

Donkey Honkin'

The art of illegally honking at or otherwise disturbing the protected donkeys of Cripple Creek, Colorado. Generally done late at night by locals and miscreants. Beware of lurking police, who have taken a sworn oath to protect said asses.

"Hey Skeeter, should we go cow tipping or donkey honkin' tonight?" said Jed.

by Elton John Denver September 13, 2019