peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed

'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"

by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025

on a clean slate

when somebody has already confessed to their crimes and is happier

after being paroled, he decided to start fresh on a clean slate

by disguysostrange February 14, 2026

Turn the Opaque Deer Clear!

A phrase commented under tweets to make the opaque clear blocking the tweet. (usually Elon Musk’s) As more people comment it, the opaque deer becomes slightly more clear until it is gone.

Elon’s Tweet: “Amazing that Ozempic is actually affecting @Walmart food sales! While no drug is without side effects, health problems associated with obesity almost certainly exceed the risks of GLP-1 agonists.”
Opaque Deer: Blocking the Tweet
ScoobyDoo69: “Turn the opaque deer clear!”
Jim Minion: “Turn the opaque deer clear!”

by SillyGuy89_ February 18, 2026

South Dakota spring clean

When a chick gets on her knees and cleans your dick cheese with a can of air freshener while licking your asshole then wipes up the left over moisture and uses the residue to clean the house

Took the bitch home and she did a South Dakota spring clean. Took me by surprise

by Bobss842 March 12, 2026

Madison County Clean

Someone who abstains from mood altering chemicals, with the exception of snorting their Suboxone prescription and smoking spice.

Hell nah I don't want any alcohol bro, I'm Madison County Clean now and don't have time for your shanigans. But could I let you sleep with my girlfriend for a ride to the Sub doctor? Also, could I smoke this Katy stick on the way if I roll the windows down?

by OJ Skrimpson March 15, 2026

The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.

It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.

by MAGAdude April 10, 2025

French Morning Cleanse

Having a cup of coffee and cigarette, then blowing up the toilet

Having my French morning cleanse

by Funghoul246 May 7, 2025