have a cum

The act of masturbasting rapidly before your partner/spouse returns to the room.

Last night I was in such a rush to have a cum before my wife finished her shower .

by Canadian Contractor January 14, 2018

cum gumble

The act of retracting your foreskin to catch the cum before it begins to spread.

Michael was about to cum gumble immediately when he heard his friends walk into the door.

by John Luna May 14, 2017

plant cumming

A procedure carried out by vegans when the host releases his "seed" onto a plant species of any type which does include trees but not to be confused with tree hugging. The procedure is viewed as a way of reproduction by the religion of veganism. Once the procedure has ended, the host chants a speech of creating the "plantant", a superior gender and specie that will eventually outgrow the population of humans and take the planet and rid it of all that is seen as a sin in the eyes of veganism. Unfortunately, the plant doesn't survive once the load has dropped and it has an overdose of hormones. Theoretically, the planet should have some sort of reaction to the hormones. Trees are rarely used in this procedure.

"Yeah yeah my mate vegan Jim did a tad bit of plant cumming the other day but he died of exposure before the police could beat him to death from public nudity"

by Djduff November 1, 2017

Cum Shield

Large, round, transparent or tinted glasses. Usually of the non-prescription variant. Used by amateurs and/or professional entertainers in the porn industry. Used mainly to prevent a cum shot to the eye/s
shortly after performing fellatio. Cum Shields have also proven themselves to be quite useful in today's bukkake scenes. Usually accompanied by a large goblet or chalice. Most commonly made of glass, and held under the chin to collect any run down of semen.

Example: "Bro did you check out that sick POV blowjob that was just released the other day? She can really rock those Cum Shields!!!"

by Singularpube May 30, 2016

Cum Lung

Pneumonia as the result of inhalation of semen.

David caught a mean case of Cum Lung from Bobby after losing all those team drafts.

by xxclandestinexx June 14, 2016

cum onion

An onion covered, coated in or injected with seminal fluid

happy valentines
omg! a cum onion honey thank you so much!

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016

Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017