Life Philosophy Boner

When a person's life philosophy matches with another individual's ideas, outlooks and perspectives on life, one of the philosophy could get a hard-on.

Andrew and Steph have very similar outlooks on life are pretty similar. I bet one of them popped a Life Philosophy Boner.

by Drew714 July 19, 2016

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Falcon Boner Roundhouse

When a male achieves the legendary falcon boner, when in intercourse or in a heated mixed martial arts tournament, the user does a 360 degree spin, slapping his victim in the face, leaving an imprint.

Chuck Norris: I shall defeat you Bruce Lee!!!

Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(

by The Real Falcon June 1, 2011

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Home Owner Boner

An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).

They went to Home Depot to relieve off their home owner boner.

by homeowner3234 March 29, 2015

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total boner killer

A woman who is physically attractive, but totally kills your boner (attraction) due to her negative attitude and lack of intelligence

Hey François that girl I went on a date with last night was a TBK (Total Boner Killer) bro. She was gorgeous until she talked about how much she hated her job."

by Eduardo Amoureux June 21, 2019

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Fishing hook of boners

The theoretical power that your friend has to hook you up with someone that you want to love and bone

Ian must use the fishing hook of boners to set Glenn up with Amy

by Strongalingam April 6, 2019

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furious justice boner

1. The hard-on a man conjures in order to rape the man who raped his son.

2. Term of endearment for a penis named 'Law' when it achieves erection for vigilante use.

plinky4: I'd like to believe that I could keep a furious justice boner going for at least an hour.

by ehdawg December 2, 2009

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