Burger Music

Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.

Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.

“I was getting ready to close until Tyler started playing that fuckass burger music.”

by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025

Burger

Someone who is unskilled/clumsy at a specific activity or subject; A klutz.

Dude, you're being a massive burger right now. A cheeseburger, even.

by QuadGod67 October 7, 2025

bungledorf.

A word that someone uses when they've lost all brain cells and are unable to think natural, mostly used by clinically insane people unable to process basic functions

"HEHEHEHEE!!! bungledorf."

by Lumieisheree June 14, 2025

Burger Cleft

When a pussy is surrounded by so much fat, it pushes it inwards. The next level up from camel toe.

I was going to go down on it, but there was so much of a burger cleft that I couldn't reach.

by Questionablecoversationals October 15, 2025

Burger

Not to be confused with the actual food, to be a burger is to be one dumb enough to be subject victim to fraud. Commonly used in Florida

Sir you are a burger with extra fries.

by Shaq Toes October 17, 2025

Burger

Dumb guy who can’t think for anything and is terrible at everything he does

Nehemiah you are a burger

by Randomguy35278-63 October 27, 2025

Burger

To refer to when someone is acting a fool or just saying something dumb and retarded. Lightly playing at the fact they might actually have Asperger’s.

“Stop being a a burger bro.”
“Are you a burger bro bc that was retarded.”

by anonymous November 6, 2025