Alex

Alex, the one guy in the group that doesn't say "no homo". He constantly questions his sexuality. He loves anime and enjoys cosplaying as a female character. He is offended very quickly and is a Reddit admin or a frequent Redditor. He tends to be overly gay and make many jokes that make you question your life. He calls himself the sexiest guy in the room and rubbernecks at men without shirts. He is able to spot any shirtless or naked man from a ten-mile radius.

Ben: Have you seen the video of that football player running a 4.2 second 40-yard dash?
Alex: Yeah! He's very sexy!
Everyone else:...
awkward silence

by Dr. Ildo October 30, 2020

Alex

Guy with a small penis

“Omg Alex has such a small cock”

by Voodoo89 June 2, 2020

Alex

Just a big fat fucking horse.

Guy 1: "Damn, would you look at that fatty!"
Guy 2: "Oh my gosh, that big fat fucking horse over there? I see it!"
Alex: "I'm so fat!"

by Minecraftkid65432 October 10, 2018

Alex's Nursery

The best groupchat on multiple platforms. It includes some of the greatest people in existence who all stan the commentary crew.

The name originated from Imallexx's nurse custome picture.

Have you heard of Alex's Nursery?
Yes! Im a part of it.

by Tinyqueen May 29, 2019

ALEX

GORJUS FUCKING PERSON ALIVE 💜💜💜

SHES AN ALEX TYPE OF PERSON

by alex is a GORJUS QUEEEN December 17, 2022

Alex

An individual with a massive rammer that is so succulent it’s indescribable but likes Aeron leeder

Alex is sucha beast
I know I want that in me

by Chinkatron69696969 June 24, 2023

Alex

Alex is one of those booger eating nerds in the back of the classroom with the glasses and he somehow knows all about stocks. Alex is a random guy who somehow gets by really well.

Student 1: Who left that shit all over the seat?
Student 2: Alex.

by s0_oin. May 13, 2025