Adam

An Adam is the person who generally has the smallest penis in a friendship group. Normally found licking windows and has a huge dose of autism

Adam stop licking that window

by Adam Griffin March 14, 2022

Adam

Someone who has a massive penis and kisses loads of birds

Adams such a player and his penis is massive

by Jonnysins January 16, 2022

Adam

Pessimistic, though genius, and possesses a compassionate side, though he doesn´t let it show.

I don´t know what was worse: Adam´s rude comment, or the fact he didn´t mean it.

by B.R. Guest August 7, 2019

Adam

A superficial person, with a huge ego and nothing to back it up. Acts evolved and open minded when in reality is a misogynistic ass who makes women think they care, but actually just want to get in their pants. And who collects expensive fountain pens?? What are you? 97?

“Don’t be an Adam, no one will take you seriously!”

by WaywardWriter February 21, 2022

Adam

Adam is that guy. People love him. He has a habit of making enemies, but his actual friends all love him. He can be kind of weak and not very manly sometimes, but other times he is very very easy to follow. People often look up to him, usually slightly younger twins, but Adam seems to be the center of attention in any environment. Adam has a lot more to him when it comes to his dating situation. Many girls have asked him out but hes a forever bachelor so he says no. But sometimes he has to fuck girls because they won a dare. Adam likes to jerk off. He can be very mean sometimes but only to his younger brother and outsiders. When his younger brother is being bullied by others adam gives them a slap in the woopie. Make sure to love Adam always because like i said before, he is that guy.

Logan: "Yo Adam want to play nhl?"
Adam: "No i'm playing bedwars."

by GirishHater135 November 15, 2023

Adam

An Arab boy who is usually suspected of acts of terrorism by his friends. He likes to make 9/11 jokes and even though he tries to hide it, he secretly loves men.

Adams usually find a small friend group full of nerds and losers who he can bully to make himself feel better, and he takes pleasure in making himself feel more powerful than others.

Did you hear where Adam was on September 11th?

by Greg Moncarlo June 4, 2024

Adam

Should not have any money because he is just wasting it on unnecessary shit.

Remember that guy Adam? Yeah the poor guy.

by CasperSamuelsson May 6, 2019